Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

angelo snyder is not ga

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Tilt your screen back .

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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