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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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