- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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