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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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