Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Poop...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What comes after 69? 70

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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