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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Muhammed do?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

one morning i turned on my tv

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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