- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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