- Anti Joke

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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