- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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