- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

I have suicidal thoughts

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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