- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

women rights

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

breasts

Feminism.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Smelly Indians.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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