What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Feminism.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Smelly Indians.

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Swag.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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