- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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