Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Justin Bieber

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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being sober in a bar fight

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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People...

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Racial Equality

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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