What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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your face

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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