Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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