- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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