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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

penis. nuff said.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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