Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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