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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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