- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Skrillex.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

world society

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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