I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's a joke? Funny

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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