What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Phew... it's gone.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Dumbledore dies.

Sex education in Texas.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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