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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Poop.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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