Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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