how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

2 black kids walk into school

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

my gramma died

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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