Skrillex.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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