whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Replacement Referees

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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