what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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