Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Soccer...

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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