- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Kefka > Sephiroth

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

i like turtles

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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