- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

ask me if im a door yes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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