- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Whats funnier than 24.....25

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