a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Do you know the muffin man? No

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Barack Obama is a good president.

Women's rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

meh

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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