Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Equal rights!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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