- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y u do dis?

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

don't read this

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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