Latvia isn't a joke

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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