- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

ecks! why zee?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

wael.. nuff said

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Chicken

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

your face is kinda funny

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