What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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the redsox

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CHORGLUND

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Joke

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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