What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

I just drank a cola.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why am I writing this...im bored

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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