- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Honk if you're Amish!

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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