What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Skinny people fart less.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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