A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Dogs

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Get it? More.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What would Muhammed do?

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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T u r n i p s

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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