- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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