- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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