- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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