- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What do you call white trash Garbage

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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