How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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