- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did? Yes

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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