- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

2 + 2 = 4

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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