Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

don't just stand there

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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