- Anti Joke

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

I don't believe in giraffes.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it